Please be aware that you will be required to have a shower on arrival, have fresh minty breath and make use of the mens grooming materials left in the bathroom. I will not accept "I had a shower before I left home" I will be freshly showered, I expect the same in return.
Advance bookings of an hour+ are a guarantee to your appointment. Please note this is subject to a 25% booking fee.
Bookings can be made via telephone or email. Please be polite and courteous when you call.
The fee must be made upon first contact. It is much more comfortable for it be offered rather than me having to ask.
Please respect my time and the time you have booked. It is a buzz kill to have to remind you that you are approaching over-staying.
My fees are NON NEGOTIABLE.
Arrive on time and be discreet. I will be staying in 5 star accommodations. Please arrive in clean clothes and look presentable. Do not show up in work wear such as builders clothes.
